|Young Nikolaj Ehlers tasting the flavour of his hockey future, and it's very, very sweet.|
Sunday, 27 September 2015
Monday, 15 June 2015
Sunday, 14 June 2015
Saturday, 21 February 2015
As you may have heard, Olli was ripped from the comfortable womb of sure-as-shit playoff contention and thrust into the cold, heartless, self-loathing world of the Toronto Mapledisappointments. Fortunately long time Jokinen fans can still enjoy the memory of his singular NHL playoff appearance in 17 years when he played in Calgary.
When asked how he felt about the move Olli responded by kneeing the reporter in the testicles for 20 years and said "something like that."
So to cheer everyone up here's a fart joke...
How does Joki save the team money on smelling salts? With his 100% cabbage and lutefisk diet.
|Jokinen relishing a large flatulence while Peter Holland looks on in obvious distress.|
Thursday, 12 February 2015
Jokinen performs a traditional interpretive dance titled Being Held Out of the Lineup Licks a Lot of Ass:
Despite Nashville's division leading performance I still find them more boring to watch than reruns of Friends. However, they'll be playing the Winnipeg Jets tonight, so perhaps we can watch Byfuglien turn someone into mush.